Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Dolce & Gabbana Work Wonders on Gag Reflex

I’m sorry if this post isn’t longer, but I’m currently fighting the urge to throw up and I may have to leave the room to run to the toilet. But it seems my body has a negative reaction to media whores.

Diva queen Jennifer Lopez and skeletor Marc Anthony (who apparently has night blindness…what’s up with the glasses?) are at it again, plaguing humanity with their mannequin faces as they keep functioning under the impression that people want to see more of them doing useless things.

Sadly, the pair managed to wrangle the company of the previously unfettered Brazilian beauty Camilla Alves (with honky tonk baby daddy Matthew McConaughey coming along for the ride) as the color-coded quartet were photographed together at the Dolce & Gabbana MFW Womenswear Spring/Summer 2009 fashion show in Milan.

You know, I’m getting tired of constantly referring to Jenny as a “media whore,” because it just doesn’t seem like the title adequatly describes all the nonsense she does. What do you call a woman obsessed with her own waxy face, convinced of her own popularity, who can’t get enough of having her picture taken, and who enjoys the company of chronic ass kissers? Oh, that’s right. We call her Jennifer Lopez.

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Comments (15)

15 Comments on “Dolce & Gabbana Work Wonders on Gag Reflex”

  1. iris

    jlo seems to overwhelm the first photo.

  2. Pagi

    Hey you gotta stay relevant anyway you can. Of course they are going to invite her to fashion events, she is a fashion icon.

  3. sara

    Sorry but you sound bitter….ay very bitter….But Jlo is working doing her job and you dont have to post her picture its not like someone held a gun to your head…no?? mida whore …what like a celeb ..who goes to starbuck ..uh everyday 2 and 3 times? and grocery shoping and up and down robertson blvd…when Jlo starts doing this then you can lump her in with all the other media..that you dont talk about.

    get over it!

  4. Elle

    Work it Jennifer!!

  5. carmen

    i agree with you sara this is a bit bitter.

    Afterall, its her career to do this, publicity stuff is what made her and helped her stay as popular as she is.

  6. Janei

    That’s funny because I don’t think she is so popular, hence the triathalon and the political B.S.

  7. dee

    Jennifer knows that the clock is ticking on her career and she is doing all that she can to stay relevant.

  8. Janei

    Not trying to be nasty but she is not even CLOSE to being the hottest chick in the game. And pushing 40 that’s not likely to change. She’d have to be really innovative with her style and choices, she’s just doing what she knows and this time around it’s not enough. It’s always the same publicity game with her. Like I said not trying to be nasty just an honest observation.

  9. cafe14

    I think most people are just over her non-talented a$$. Why does she/everyone think she’s such an ‘icon’? She needs to hang it up!

  10. marc

    fashion icon? your ass!!!!!

  11. ay que horror

    F*ck off JLow. You hateful conceited B*tch.

  12. ay que horror

    you know what’s funny about this sangana? The fact that she has to stick her ugly mug out so she could try and stand out past the beauty that is Camilla. And Camilla, she just smiles naturally, total class. She ain’t sweatin Cruella Deville.


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