Friday, May 11th, 2007

Eva Longoria Is Nothing But A Tease

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Speaking of c–k teases, Eva Longoria is reportedly depriving her future hubby, Tony Parker, of sex until after they tie the not this July. Would someone please shed light on this ridiculous idea for me? Why would anyone do this? Especially to someone you claim to love!!! So what’s her excuse? Her reasoning is that the ban will assist Tony in reaching the NBA play-offs with the San Antonion Spurs.

Sounds like a load of cr-p to me. She is just a queen on a power trip. This reminds of the time an ex-boyfriend in college told me he wouldn’t have sex with me unless I got A’s on my exams. Yeah… that relationship lasted all but a month. Men, listen up, any woman who not only deprives you of having a bachelor party, but then goes so far as to ban sex from your relationship intentionally should not be someone you should spend your whole life. You just signed yourself a death sentence. I’m telling you, Tony, stay away from Eva!!

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