In Loco News: Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm That Sends Her to ER

Jan 6, 2014 By: 1:58 pm Tags: , ,

Woman Has Three Hour Orgasm That Sends Her to ER

They don’t call it The Learning Channel for nothing. The network recently started airing, Sex Sent Me to the ER, which documents freaking sex stories – as you can imagine. In one episode, a woman named Liz reenacts her experience with having a three-hour orgasm. Yes, that is the same duration it takes to roast a 16 lb. turkey or watch a Lord of The Rings movie.

It may sound like a joke, but Liz really survived this super-sized climax. According to her account, she was over the orgasm after an hour and tried everything in her power to make it stop.

She explains:

“I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything. I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm.”

We are not buying her performance. Are you?

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