Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Jennifer Lopez’s Ass To Reach Ginormous Proportions

In Touch Weekly is reporting that pop sensation Jennifer Lopez is 12 weeks pregnant. Here’s hoping! Now she can finally go on maternity leave! She better stay away from the fatty foods or that ass of hers is going to blow!

Having suffered from difficulties conceiving in the past, success came at the expense of in vitro, raising questions as to whether or not the couple will be expecting twins. At least Skeletor knows the problem wasn’t his tadpoles!