Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Who’d Want to Smell Like This Ho?

Noelia

Noelia is launching her own perfume next year, called “Candela”.

“It’s an elegant explosion of sensuality,” said the Puerto Rican singer, 30, of the scent. According to a press release from her reps, “The singer managed to combine all elements so that this fragrance can become a favorite of women all over the world.”

Because if you’re already tired of smelling like a douched hippy, now you can smell like an “elegant” whiny ho, too.

You know, it’s not Noelia’s fault she’s surrounded by douchebags like her mother, her stepfather, and her ex. But you’d really think the woman would stop touring the world reminding people that millions have seen her take it up her booty.

Screw the perfume, stick to counseling, and stop trying to convince us that you’re actually cool.