For Those That Think We Needlessly Hate on Jaslene…
…check out these pics of her at Day26’s “Forever in a Day” album release party yesterday.
This girl is beyond skinny. And that is just the straight up truth.
…check out these pics of her at Day26’s “Forever in a Day” album release party yesterday.
This girl is beyond skinny. And that is just the straight up truth.
As shocking as it might be, it looks like Jaslene Gonzalez is set to disappear into anorexic nothingness any day now.
The boricua top model, shown above at Paper Magazine’s “The Beautiful People” party last week, likely has the combined weight of all the cotton balls in my medicine cabinet.
Of course, for those of you that remember her coke head drama, this is nothing new.
So even though home girl was working one hot little outfit last week (looks like she finally hired that stylist!), it was hard to focus my attention on anything else than her knobby little chicken legs.
Poor thing. She needs to drop the coke and pick up some frijoles.
Thanks to tips from our New York spies, Lossip has become aware of the fact that ANTM alum, Jaslene Gonzalez, is now the world’s biggest coke head. Or at least, the biggest coke head in her building in Brooklyn.
We’ve gotten the chisme straight from some people who roll in her circle, who are reporting to us the fact that Jaslene, her brother Javier, and their roommates are not only doing lines of coke in their apartment, but also, that they take their magic powder on the streets with them when they go clubbing, go out to lunch, and apparently, when they go to the bathroom.
One inside source revealed:
“Jaslene was at Cafeteria in New York City doing lines of coke in the bathroom with a hispanic gay guy who was ranting about how he’s a makeup artist for Mac. The two of them were in the stall and were offering me and my older sister ‘a bump’… total messiness!”
But that’s not all! Follow the jump for more dirt on Jaslene…
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“Top” model Jaslene Gonzalez has been in the Estilo Hir or Miss? shooting range three times now, with her chronically bunk style making us wondering about the kind of life this boricua must be leading.
Jaslene was spotted last night at Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala looking not quite so gala-appropriate, but still, not quite as wretched as we last remember.
We’ve never known Jaslene to shy away from bright colors and bold prints, but for some reason, last night’s ensemble wasn’t as much of an eye sore of some of the hideous nonsense we’ve seen her wear in the past.
What do you all think? Has Jaslene made an improvement? Or is this girl still in desperate need of a sound-minded stylist?
US Weekly celebrated young Hollywood last night for the launch of their upcoming “Hot Hollywood” issue. Among the guests were singers Eve, Gavin Rossdale, and Ne-Yo, actress Blake Lively, and the trained poodles from “High School Musical” (each striking their trademark let-me-pout-out-my-lips-so-that-I-can-look-like-I-have-great-cheek-bones poses),
But this post isn’t about any of these people. Its about one girl in particular, who walked the red carpet last night in New York. Its about one Jaslene Gonzalez and her funkadellic wardrobe.
The boricua top model sadly looked more like Shaft than like a runway diva in that oppressive trench coat. And unfortunately, her dress was no better. It was reminiscent of party napkins that had been stitched together. Que pena, Jaslene.
Spotted were new BFF’s Paris Hilton and everyone’s favorite slim Latina, Jaslene González at the Grand Opening of Haven in NYC.
One could say with all this “spotting” (as in being spotted at trendy places with celeb BFF’s and beaus, not some disgusting menstrual jargon), network appearances and designer hype, we could very well call Top Model Cycle 8 winner, the next Paris Hilton.
But do you really dethrone a queen or just get close enough to be a queen’s maiden? I guess I have to watch more episodes of Gossip Girl to find out how this whole socialite vs. supermodel thing works.
For now, let’s just state that it’s refreshing to see a Latina, or half of one (have you noticed how flaquita Jaslene is?) as Paris’ sidekick, “representing.”
Who knew they were even friends? Model Jaslene Gonzalez was among the red carpet guests at Jermaine Dupree’s 36th birthday bash (He’s younger than Marc?!) in New York yesterday.
The Top Model alum showed up with her sharpy dressed hermano to party the night away with Jermaine and Janet (love the outfit, Janet! Ditch the gloves).
Other VIP guests included Ne-Yo, boxer Kendall Holt, DJ Envy, DJ Cassidy, VJ Julissa Bermudez, and Ice-T with one hooker looking Coco. Blegh. I guess she is living proof that Playmates and red carpets just don’t mix. That girl is the nastiest thing I’ve seen all day.
Click for more pics from Jermaine’s cumpleaños.
Chuleta-free Jaslene Gonzalez attended MTV’s Tr3s Fashionista show at MTV Studios Times Square in New York City yesterday.
And as usual the “model” looks like someone roofied her so she wouldn’t resist them dressing her in dollar store attire. That’s the only explanation for this, right?
Either that or she missed the memo on the show being about fashionistas, not fashion victims!

Unlike other ANTM winners, Jaslene Gonzalez is working hard at the game by landing modeling gigs with Elite Model Management. La Flaca was trying to flex her sexy stare for a recent bikini photoshoot, but we need to put her in check and let her know that eating a couple of acapurias and pasteles can’t do her any harm.
What do you think about Jaslene’s ‘fashionably sexy’ look?




