July 1st, 2009
As early as this October, your girl Jennifer Lopez will launch the latest addition in her fragrance series, “My Glow” (the announcement came just a week or so after Jenny pulled the plug on her “Sweetface” clothing line).
Apparently, Jenny plans to gear this new perfume after the inspiration she gained while pregnant with her twins, Max and Emme.
However, this new perfume will break from the sexified imagery that marked her other fragrances (”Glow,” “Miami Glow,” “Love Glow,” “Glow After Dark,” and “Sunkissed Glow”) by packaging it in a classic, baby-topped bottle that hints at her babies’ nursery.
And as for the smell?
“‘My Glow’ by Jennifer Lopez will take an ultra-feminine approach, with floral notes including lavender, water lily, white rose peony and heliotrope.”
If any of you out there own any of Jenny’s various ‘Glows’, hit us back and tell us if its really lives up to the hype.
June 25th, 2009
What more can we say? Jennifer Lopez, a low-cut top, no bra, nip-slip. Just another New York night for Jenny from the block.
Some things in life are just so simple and hassle-free, words are useless.
UPDATE: After scrounging up a few more pics of Jenny and her now infamous “nip,” we can fairly say that it was all just a false alarm. The only thing going on here is a little rogue areola action. Lame!
June 17th, 2009
Either Jennifer Lopez is wearing the world’s most uncomfortable thong, or she’s getting ready to drop a deuce, or she just smelled something stank.
Those are our best guesses for why Jenny busted out this thiz face while on the set of “The Backup Plan” this week.
Hit us back with your best captions for this nonsense face, and click below to see more pics of Jenny on set.
June 16th, 2009
Sunday’s Puerto Rican Day Parade took Manhattan by storm, as flags and boricua love flowed in the streets.
The annual celebration had all its traditional earmarks, but there were a few notable things missing that left us a little confused.
What was missing? One Jennifer Lopez and her corpse bride, Marc Anthony. The Puerto Rican Day regulars were no where to be seen, while pseudo-celebs Dee Vasquez and Tito Puente Jr. were left with the task of entertaining the masses.
Its anyone’s guess at to where Jenny and Marc were, but you knows its really saying something if even we miss seeing them around.
June 2nd, 2009
Our apologies for that half-assed title, but we seriously couldn’t find a way to make sense of this nonsense.
So, as many of your know, the Conservative world is shitting bricks over Barack Obama’s nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court.
In fact, the various Conservative pundits are so freaked out that they have taken to the only mud-slinging they’re familiar with: racism.
First, pill-popping potato face Rush Limbaugh dissed Judge Sotomayor, now Conservative blogger Debbie Schlussel decided to chime in with this latest big of insanity:
“I can’t help but notice that the sole reason So-So (my very appropriate name for Sonia Sotomayor) was chosen as Barack Obama’s nominee for the U.S. Supreme Court is that she shares the life story of J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez…
Don’t worry, there’s more crazy after the jump.
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June 1st, 2009
Jenny and Emme Hit the Town (Hissip)
Pink to Kanye: “You’re a Waste of Skin!” (Bossip)
Leighton Meester Bares Some Booty for MTV (Celebslam)
Heidi and Spencer Shit Some Bricks (F-Listed)
OctoMom Finally Getting Her Reality Show (The Blemish)
Taylor Lautner Stays Nice and Vague (I’m Not Obsessed)
Fashion Face-Off at the MTV Movie Awards(Blogamole)
May 28th, 2009
Though technically it was still in network talks, a Jennifer Lopez-based reality show for the cable network TLC was given the boot before it ever got off the ground.
According to sources, problems for the show began early on, as Jenny and the network execs couldn’t meet eye-to-eye about the nature of the show.
TLC was eager to get an inside look at the Lopez-Anthony household, twins included. Jenny didn’t want the twins in the show, and instead, thought it ought to revolve around her various business ventures (i.e. production of her perfume line).
Needless to say, the people at TLC quickly cooled to the idea of a fragrance-based show, and put the idea for Jenny’s reality show permanently on ice in order to focus on their hit show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, since the TV couple’s recent marital drama is likely to rake in big ratings this season.
What do you all think? Is it a good idea this show never got a start? Or are you crying a river that a Jennifer Lopez reality show won’t be coming to a TV near you?
May 15th, 2009
Your homegirl Jennifer Lopez is currently on location in Pasadena shooting her upcoming romantic comedy, “The Back-Up Plan.”
In case you haven’t heard, here are the basics: a 30+ single lady (Jenny) is feeling the stress of her ticking biological clock, and gets artificially inseminated, but happens to meet the ‘love of her life’ on the day of her implantation.
Cute, but is it enough to draw us to the theaters? Weigh in, Lossip readers, and tell us what you think.
May 13th, 2009
Its been a while since we’ve heard Jennifer Lopez sing, and that may or may not be a good thing.
But for better or worse, Jenny has been back in the studio, and her new single, “What is Love?” has leaked onto the web!
There’s no word yet as to a possible date for a new album, or even when this single will officially be released, but for now, we’ll just have to bide our time with this tidbit.
Click here to listen to Jenny’s new song, and tell us what you think! Does she really have what it takes to keep her music career going?
May 11th, 2009
…that the strange-faced femme pictured above is the real Jennifer Lopez? Or is it just some enthusiastic drag queen trying to copy the boricua diva’s signature pout?
Follow the jump to find the truth…
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