How long has it been since we’ve seen our favorite bootylicious butterface, Vida Guerra? Too long!
The curvaceous “model” (can we really call what she does ‘modeling’?) is back in the Lossip spotlight thanks to her retro-inspired photo shoot for this month’s issue of MAXIM en español.
Click below to check out more of Vida and her trademark pompïs, and revel in some Vida nostalgia.
Granted, we still think Vida Guerra is one big butterface, and that props really shouldn’t be given to someone whose only claim to fame is a hot body, but that still doesn’t stop us from being happy to see her back on our radar.
The booty queen walked the red carpet yesterday as Snoop Dogg and some surprise performers presented: “Out World Live.”
The gig (co-sponsored by Microsoft) was intended to be a jumping off point for some supposedly ground-breaking technology that will revolutionize the concert-going experience.
Click here to read more about the techie magic they were working, or click below to see more of Vida in some funky pleather pants.
I barely heard about this nonsense today, and I half expected it to be a joke. But no! There is, in fact, a movie currently in production called, “Lean Like a Cholo” and it even has Vida Guerra making a guest appearance in it.
“Hector and Lefty are two brothers hanging out on Sunday, getting their prized lowrider ready to cruise the boulevard. They are challenged by Crazy Loc, the neighborhood bully, to a hop off and lose. With their backs against the wall, they try to do what ever it takes to come up with the money by nights end. From bikini car washes, gossiping sister, and the local hood rats, Sunday will never be the same again.”
Seriously. So if you’re a fan of big-bootied Vida, or Ernie from “The George Lopez Show,” or Primitivo from “Ladrón Que Roba Ladrón,” then this movie has your name written all over it.
Click below to watch the trailer.
What better way to celebrate a birthday than with Jose Cuervo?
I know I’ve had many a happy birthday thanks to him, and by the looks of it, Vida Guerra was thinking along similar lines.
The bootylicious butterface got a head start on her 35th birthday (which won’t be for another nine days) by partying at the “Living Notoriously Well with Jose Cuervo” celebration in Los Angeles yesterday.
Click for more pics of Vida and her bottle of hooch.
Click to see more pics of butterface booty queen Vida Guerra at the Hennessy and Def Jam sponsored Superbowl party in Tampa.
Today’s batalla features two booty battle veterans -Shakira and Vida Guerra- in that age old question: which is better? The bare booty? Or the well-worked booty?
There’s no denying that both Shakira and Vida know how to work the curves that God gave them. But where Shakira flaunts her goods with her captivated hip-shakes (all the while keeping them concealed behind booty-hugging pants), Vida just puts it all out there for the whole world to see.
But which lady has got the best curves? Shakira and her mysteriously seductive booty? Or Vida and her shock-and-awe pompis?
Vote and tell us which booty wins this week’s battle.
What separates a cuerpazo from just a regular hot body? Why the curves, of course. But not just any curves. We’re talking jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, sweat-inducing, can’t-avert-your-eyes curves.
And when it comes to curves like that, few women among us have been blessed with the power of the cuerpazo.
However, we’ve seen a few stand out ladies flaunting their goods like no other. From classic curves like Salma Hayek’s and Sofia Vergara’s, to new curves like Mayra Verónica’s, and bordello curves like Vida Guerra’s.
Pick from our nominees, or nominate your own, and tell us which cuerpazo outranks the rest.
Probably taking inspiration from Gloria Trevi’s decision to make an autobiographical Hollywood movie, bootylicious Vida Guerra has decided that she needs to tell the world.
The curvy butter face is currently working on an autobiographical documentary entitled, “My Life, My Story” to shed some light on how she backed into semi-stardom.
Tell us what you think about this, Lossip readers. I’m almost 100% sure this is a bad idea, but then again, with it being the holiday season and all, I’m trying to keep my hater judgments in check.
Click to see more of Vida’s behind-the-scenes shoots for her documentary.
Is it me, or has Vida Guerra’s ass deflated over the years? The butter-faced booty queen was photographed earlier this week at Spike TV’s annual Video Game Awards looking as fug in the face as she always has, but a little less bootylicious than I remember.
The picture on the right, in the red dress, is Vida two years ago at the T-Mobile launch of the Sidekick 3. Even under that covered up dress, we see a booty popping out.
Where’s the booty we used to know? Weigh in, Lossip readers, and tell us which Vida has the better curves.
Ta-DOW! So it seems Vida Guerra hit the beaches of Miami this weekend, and she decided to bring her thong bikini along with her. That’s all well and good, since photographers were lucky enough to snap these outrageous booty shots of her while she was there.
And the best part about these luscious pics? Homegirl’s face is no where in site! I will not deny that Vida’s ass is something to be deeply revered…but her face? Sorry, but she’s got the face of an old chancla left in the rain.
Let that be a lesson to all your girlies out there! You don’t need to be pretty to be a semi-unknown C-list celeb. All you need is an outrageous booty! Click for more pics of Vida in Miami.
