Something strange has come over Jessica Alba in the past few months.

With the exception of her jaw-dropping Campari shoot, the “actress” has undergone the most bust-looking, frumpadump transformation we’ve ever seen.

These days, we half expect her to walk around town with dentures and a house coat. That’s why we’re not entirely suprised by the mini-mess she wore to yesterday’s BET Awards.

The pre-party red carpet said, “My black is beautiful.” Poor Jessica must have misinterpreted that to mean that any curve-hiding, ill-fitting black garment was fair game.

Well, at least her shoes are cute. Black pumps will never lead you wrong, even if the rest of your outfit is far from right.

With ‘Cuidado con el ángel‘ less than a week from its finale (and not a moment sooner!),  telenovela starlet Maite Perroni already has her next project in the works.

Maite is currently on the set of ‘Mi Pecado‘ in Chiapas, in which she plays an apple-picking farm hand.

However, we can’t help but wonder if the novela’s costume designers got a little carried away with their whole indígena inspiration (see above).

But maybe we’ve just got to suspend our doubt on this one. After all, we did sit through white-as-milk Gael and Diego playing campesinos in ‘Rudo y Cursi.’

Much to everyone’s surprised, our hermanita Selena Gomez chopped off her long locks an opted for a blunt, long bob instead.

Selenita debuted her new ‘do at the Pediatric AIDS Foundation’s 20th Annual ‘A Time for Heroes’ Celebrity Carnival in L.A. earlier this week.

Frankly, we’re a little up in the air about this one. Something about the length is just coming off a little too frumpadump, and way to dull for a 16-year-old.

Click below to see more pics of Selena and decide for yourselves.

Lord knows we love ourselves some Dania Ramírez. But that doesn’t mean we have to love the nonsense that this normally too-cute dominicana was rocking yesterday.

For whatever reason, poor Dania decided to wear an all-denim strapless jumper to the DJ Hero launch party  yesterday in Hollywood.

Ok, an all-denim outfit is one thing. But a pink, maribou feather stole? (or, God forbid, is that a bag?!) Pearls? And silver sandals? Sorry, Dania, but we’ve got to draw the line somewhere.

Click below to check out more pics of Dania on the red carpet, and tell us if you agree with our fashion assessment.

There were only two words that came to mind when we tried describing the look Zoë Saldaña wore to last night’s amFAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit: huérfano chic.

You’d think that, if one were trying to raise money and awareness about a particular social issue, they’d remember to not show up to a fundraiser looking like a homeless, malnourished baby.

The only things that kept us from being completely convinced that Zoë has not become destitute were her sexified heels, her big old bling jewelry, and the fact that we know who she is!

We’re always so devastated when bad clothes happen to good people. Click to see more of Zoë in Antibes, France.

Either we severely overdosed on Haterade this morning, or there is something seriously wrong with Jordana Brewster’s look at Maxim magazine’s “Hot 100″ party.

If it isn’t her oversized, green, potato-sack looking dress, then its her abnormally flat hair, or her Joker-esque make-up.

Whatever the reason, we’re wondering if the only reason this girl was picked to be one of Maxim’s ‘hot’ chicks was because she was willing to do a lingerie shoot for them.

Click for more pics of Jordana at the Maxim reception and tell us if we’re justifiably hating, or if we’re just full of crap.

Normally, we’ve got no beef with Brazilian model Camila Alves. But after we saw the busted dress she wore to baby daddy Matthew McConaughey’s premiere of “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past,” we couldn’t help but cringe with disappointment.

The needlessly low-cut ensemble reminded us of J. Lo in her Diddy days, and her now infamous Grammy dress, except with decidedly less dramatic effect.

Of course, that’s just our opinion! Click to see more of Camila in Hollywood and decide for yourselves.

We love color as much as the next person, but there was something about the shockingly pink dress that actress Nadine Velasquez wore at the Miss USA pageant that just made my eyeballs want to bleed a little.

Something about all the pink, all the glitter, and all the flowers led me to believe that this outfit was obviously the product of an illicit affair between a Barbie doll and a crack head.

Of course, I’ve never been much of a fan of pink anyway. Click to see more pics of Nadine, and tell us what you think of this look.

As much as we love Rosario Dawson, we couldn’t help but feel a terrible pang of sadness when we saw the hot mess shew as rocking at the 10th Anniversary Scenarios USA Awards And Gala in New York yesterday.

The normally stunning Rosario looked frumpy like no other in a shapeless brown dress and knee-high brown boots. Not only did this fashion abomination not compliment her skintone, but the whole combination kept her looking way too covered up.

Dear Rosario, please remember to get a second opinion before you decide to leave your house decked out in head-to-toe brown.

I’m usually opposed to some of the things high brow fashion mags say are the “it” looks, mostly because these looks look outrageous on a lady with some curvature.

But I’m tempted to believe the new “it” look -the ’80s power bitch pantsuit- might have a little potential in there.

Style analysts are toting this new/old look as the alternative to the girly girl dresses that seemingly have been at center stage for years…and to the celebs who are all about stunning ball gowns instead of bold statements.

So ladies: would you rock this look? And gentlemen: would you want to see your woman wear these threads? Click for more pics and decide.