In an effort to mix things up a bit, I’m giving the oiled up thighs of Brazilian video girls a break. Today’s booty battle features Mariah Carey and Mayra Verónica, both of whom have men’s hands all over them -without the aid of a bikini or a glossed up body.
Mariah is getting her booty gropped by hubby Nick Cannon at last week’s 20th World Music Awards. Mayra is getting some love from a soldier while on a USO tour through Iraq, after getting voted as “la mujer mas sexy” for the visit the troops.
So tell us which of these ladies has got what it takes to win this week’s booty battle?
Our weekly booty battle is coming to you early today so that we can devote our energies to bringing you all the chisme that came out of last night’s Latin Grammys. I hope you’re all ready for outrageous curves this early in the morning.
This week, we’re pitting video girls Nina Santiago and Angela Carrera against one another. To be quite honest, neither one of these women have particularly big booties (as far as booties go), but instead, they’re in this week’s battle for working with the curves they’ve got!
All you men out there had better not hold this to a double standard. After all, aren’t you the ones saying that size doesn’t matter? So which one of these ladies’ booty popping skills put the other to shame?
Booty talk might seem a little out of line in light of the heavy topics of gay marriage and social justice, but its Friday and I’m not one to argue with what Lossip readers want.
So for today’s booty battle, I’m bringing out the heavy hitters. We all know that when it comes to pompis, the Brazilians have got us all beat. There must be something in the water down there, but whatever the reason, those brasileñas are teaching the world what it means to be sexy.
Today, we’ve got cover girl Ellain Alves against Afro-Egyptian-Brazilian model Azzareya Crystal Curtis, and these curves are so fierce, those of you with heart conditions might want to look away.
So weigh in and tell us which of these booties takes this week’s prize.
So apparently, everyone busted on me last week for not being a better judges of butts. My apologies, but I’m a relative novice when it comes to booty selection. Please be patient with me, Lossip readers.
Hopefully, I’ll be able to make it up to you all this week, as chronic butter face Vida Guerra is pitted against the Argentinean pompis of video girl Jolina Bonita.
It would seem that both Vida and Jolina have curves to spare, but just how important is it to have a pretty face to go along with your cuerpazo? If faces matter, then this match should go to Jolina. But if we’re strictly speaking booty, I think Vida might take home the prize today.
So without más espera. The traseros are here for your critical pleasure.
This week, it’s Venezuelan actress Gabriella Vergara, booty VS. MexicanaAngelique Boyer’s nalguitas! They both posed recently for H and Record Magazines, showing a lot of what we like to see and analyze.
Ustedes chicos: Dream about these bubbles and sugar all weekend and ustedes chicas, hate the crap out of them for having either no fat or a very talented airbrush artist!
So, who is it gonna be in the Batalla of the Bootay:
So, in response to the overwhelming amount of emails we have gotten from our loving fans (i’m sure they were 99% male), we have decided to bring back the New and Improved FRIDAY BIG BOOTY BATALLA that was once such a politically acclaimed debate on Lossip, with more Booty and more of that honesty you can’t live without.
It’s Friday, we are all tired and just want to go to happy hour to get drunk so let’s make this one easy for our viewing and heartless, judging pleasure.
Today we have a Latina, Mexican naive-a-diva singer Anahí, up against a gringa, American skankalicious Aubrey O’day.
Both love to show breasts and lots of trasero and we have been featuring these two for weeks so now they deserve a chance to battle in out on the field…on the back-field.
Ready? It’s Blonde Latin Booty VS. Blonde American Nalga! Select your curvy winner!
We are retiring J.LO for a minute and upgrading our classic curvas battle by featuring video models, Anna Rincon and Brenda Acevedo (a.k.a. Brenda Lynn). You may not know them by name, but these chicas have been dominating the hip-hop scene and pimping out your favorite videos without reservations.
Rincon is known for flashing her goodies in Usher’s video, “Love In This Club” ft Jeezy and Colby O Donis’ jump-off, “What You Got” ft Akon. The aspiring 21-year-old models admits to learning a couple of tricks from homegirl, Vida Guerra while being featured in la Cubana’s film “Strawberries for the Homeless.”
Boricua bombshell, Brenda is also a pro at the hustle. She has been featured in Jay Z ft. Pharrell’s “Blue Magic” video and endless print and online mags including Maxim, FHM, and Playboy Girls Of Golf 2008.
These chicas are reppin’ their goods con fuerza, but who do you think deserves this week’s crown?
We are making up for lost time and getting you fired-up for the hottest Big Booty Battle yet. Dip into our special edition culo battle featuring hip-hop video models Veronica Rodriguez and Nina Santiago.
Veronica may be a rookie to the game, but this lady made her first appearance known in Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” video. The Mexican hottie is making her presence known and offering Nina a run for her money. The Cuban fly girl has been heating up the scene with her seductive green eyes and undeniable curvas.
Which lovely lady has the ultimate tremendo culo? You be the judge.
This special edition of Friday’s Big Booty Battle has been spiked with extra shots of controversy and bochinche! Countless of beautiful mujeres submitted their stats, but only one lucky dama had the classy swag and mega-curvas to battle the big booty reina, Jennifer Lopez.
